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You know that you’re an Indonesian when:
Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
You talk during a movie.
You eat fried rice in the morning.
You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's.
You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.
Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick.
You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe .
You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.
Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
You think Supermi is a staple food.
You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.
You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.
You do your shopping in Singapore .
Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
You have ever legally bought pirated software.
You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
You realized that money is everything before you were six.
The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word " Jakarta " is "macet".
Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
You don't mind people being late.
You think standing in line is a waste of time.
You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah yauw" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis
You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.
Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
You have ever consulted a dukun.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
You like the smell of terasi.
You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/ badminton birdies.
You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your backyard.
You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
You miss your maid during laundry day.
Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.
You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
You make major decisions based on gengsi.
You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.
Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can- eat bar.
You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviati ons.
You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.
You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.
You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system eventhough you can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing steering wheels, sportsmuffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires, etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough.
You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang.
If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas.
You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.
You have your drivers license at the age of 14.
You got it without any driving tests.
You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.
If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri.
If you've graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one.
If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good" family, and the most importantly good looking in order to “memperbaiki keturunan”.
You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!
Lagi lagi gue mudik ke Palembang Terincta hemm-,- (mungkin). Gue mudik naik bembem (mobil) huahahaha pret sok imut! Banyak bgt yang kaget pas tau gue mudik ke Palembang naik mobil bikikikik gue juga kaget, kok gue bisa tahan ya? mungkin karena gue wonder woman syalalala-___- Gue mau cerita nih tentang kota Palembang, atau yang biasa di kenal sama kota Pempek hahahahaha. Ada beberapa fakta tentang Palembang, yaitu:
1. Makanan khas Palembang bukan cuma pempek, tapi ada juga yang namanya tekwan - model - kerupuk/kemplang - martabak har dan banyak lagi.
2. Orang asli Palembang itu, suka egois. Suka gamau ngasih jalan mobil lain.
3. Orang asli Palembang pas lebaran, malah jalan-jalan ke mall (sungkeman woy!)
4. Orang asli Palembang suka ngga nyantai, contoh: pas ke KFC, ngambil sambel sampe setumpuk (banyak banget) padahal ujung2nya kagak abis juga.
5. Palembang itu sempit, tapi gue tetep aja ngga ketemu sama anak al azhar-,-
Pokoknya masih banyak lah beberapa fakta tentang Palembang, tapi jangan di sebutin semua. Takut ada yang marah hehehehe-.- Lain kali gue akan membahas beberapa fakta tentang hal lain ya!
-gummyz-
Innalillahi Wainna Ilaihi Rajiun....
Gue turut berduka cita ya atas terjadinya gempa di sumbar :'(
Buat temen-temen yang keluarganya kena gempa, semoga diberi kesabaran. Dan yang meninggal dunia, di terima di sisi Allah SWT! AMIN YA ROBBAL ALAMIN!
Helloooooooooow epribadi...
Tadi tuh ada tragedy, haha bikin gua ngakak abis2an deh pokoknyaaaa... jadi begini ceritanyaa..
Gue: Man, ulang ulang.. (gue sama manda lg acting marahan-.-)
Manda: Apaan sih may? Gaada ulang ulang!
Gue: Oh gitu man? (gue langsung nemplok ke manda, terus narik2 manda sambil ngerangku dia)
Manda: Duh.. duh..
TIBA-TIBA!
Gue oleng, terus gue ngga ngelyat ada shella di depan gue, gue gatau shella itu berdiri apa jongkong atau duduk. Gara2 gue becanda mulu sama manda, gue ke dorong dan gue nabrak shella sampe shella jatoh wkwkwk dan shella jatohnya sampe tiduran HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! gue ngakak banget, anak2 juga pada ngakak abis2an hahahaha. terus anak2 malah narik2in krudungnya shella sampe copot, eh shella kena tegur pak satya dehh.. hahaha maap ya shell, gamaksud guee hehehe. terusss, dengan kompaknya anak2 pada teriak "hahahaha shella pitak! akakakak" haha emang shella rada pitaak, tapi tetep cantik ko shell -________- haha pokoknya hari ini seruu deh, mungkin galucu sih kalo gue ceritain di blog, tapi aslinya lucu banget hahahahaha. dan akhirnya shella sumpah serapa ke gue! ahahahaha stop! itu ajaaa deh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, babaaaayss
-gummyz-
Helloooooooooo hahaha maap ye baru sempet posting lagi nih hehe maklum lah sibuk suting wkwkwk. tau ga? tau ga? (nggaaaaaa) masa ya kemaren ada penyitaan kaos kaki! WHAATSSS? masyaallah, kaos kaki aja disita yaampun keterlaluan sekali yaaa YAPI AL-AZHAR RAWAMANGUN! apa salah gue hah? padahal tuh yaaaaa, kaos kaki gue udh di atas mata kaki! yaampun, mengapa ini semua terjadi ya allah? subhanallah? masayaallah? wkwkwkwk. duh apa apaan banget ga sih hah? penyitaan kaos kaki!!!!!! ihhhhhhhhhhh menyebalkan, nyebelin, bikin sebel-________- yaampun, kaos kaki gue tuh mahal (mamer aaah-.-) hahaha roxy gitu locch, udah lama sih tapi belinya ahuahahaha jadi gapapasky deh. duh tapi itu tuh kaos kaki palinggg nyamaaaaaan dan terasaaa pw ahuhihihihihihihi :( babaaayy my socks kikikikik. duh sabar aja dah gua mah kaos kaki disitaaa haha, ga dibalikin ye? hemm ambil dah sono! silaahkan, ikhlas gua mah, kan gue baik ahuahahaha-___- kaos kaki ku sampai jumpaaaa, mungkin memang bukan takdir kita untuk terus bersama sampai kepelaminan hiksssss :(
Hemm.. hari rabu kemaren, si Savitri Islamiana atau mia.. nginep di rumah gue hahahaha, dia adalah sodara gue yg bawel naujubille.. hem, menggila bersama di kamar gue yg sangat sempit.... hahahaha.. mia itu rusuh banget, gue didorong dari atas kasur lah, gue di jambak2 lah. dia emang stress berat, karena abis putus sama pacarnya -_____________- hahaha.. hem, gue tidur sekitar jam 12an, tapi gatau deh si mia tidur jam berapa. yang pasti sekitar jam 2an gitu dia bangun terus nntn film CANDY! masyaallah candy masih ada di dunia ini? heemm.. candy sempet jadi film favorit gue heheheehhe.. sekitar jam 5 dia bangun sholat subuh, tapi kagak bangunin gue.. hmmm licik! pas jam 7 dia bangunin gue dengan cara ngelempar bantal tepat ke muka guaa huaaaaahh! terpaksa gue bangun pagi2 hahaha, biasanya kan gue bangun jam 10an huam,, terus gue nntn tipi sama mia. dia gonta ganti channel, gua meremin mata mau tidur lg.tapi sama dia, gua di tiban2 lah, di siksa deh yg pasti.. huaah anak nakal mia! -__________- udah gitu gue mau makan sereal, gue nawarin si mia dong pastinyaa.. eh dia gamau, mia itu susah makan! banget! banget! yaudah gue makan sendirian deh.. abis itu gue ngajakin mia bikin roti, mia bikinin gue roti.. gue bikinin mia roti.. hemm.. ada huruf n di rotinya cool..... gue udh selese makan roti, mia blm makan sama sekali.. dasar bocah! dia makan roti 15menit, padahal roti tawar yg iprit gitu..rrrrrrrrrr.. udh gitu mau mandi, eh gajadi jadi gara2 airnya abis wkwkwk.. ngisi air dulu deh, abis itu mandi... lampu kamar mandi tmpt mia mandi, gue matiin hihihihi.. sementara gue mandi dengan nyamannya hahaha.. abis mandi, kita ngobrol2 gapenting.. pokoknya seruu deh.. mia itu adalah sodara yg paling cocok ama gue dari keluarga besar bokap gue AHAHAHAHA.. love you savitri islamianaaaaaaaaaaa......
Gue mau cerita tentang seseorang nih, gapenting sih sebenernya.. hehe, tapi lg bosen aja.. jadinya posting deh, haha.. mungkin lo lo semua udh pada tau ya gue sempet suka sama org, org yg paling gue suka.. tapi yg pengen gue sampein skrg adalah.. gue udh gasuka sama org itu, hihi.. hebat ya , pdahal selama ini gue kan suka sampe cinta bgt sama dia haha.. ini semua gr2 annisa yg selalu blg ke gue, kalo ga ada gunanya gue suka sama dia.. hihi.. dah ah itu aja, gapenting ya? ya gausah baca haha..
oh ya, bsk gue mau brgkt ke solo sama jogja (sekalian mamer) hahaha.. babayss
